bay area. 23. introvert. waxer. hairstylist. hippy.

 

theeraserhead:

Fight Club Trivia: Author Chuck Palahniuk first came up with the idea for the novel after being beaten up on a camping trip when he complained to some nearby campers about the noise of their radio. When he returned to work, he was fascinated to find that nobody would mention or acknowledge his injuries, instead saying such commonplace things as “How was your weekend?” Palahniuk concluded that the reason people reacted this way was because if they asked him what had happened, a degree of personal interaction would be necessary, and his workmates simply didn’t care enough to connect with him on a personal level. It was his fascination with this societal ‘blocking’ which became the foundation for the novel.

theeraserhead:

Fight Club Trivia: Author Chuck Palahniuk first came up with the idea for the novel after being beaten up on a camping trip when he complained to some nearby campers about the noise of their radio. When he returned to work, he was fascinated to find that nobody would mention or acknowledge his injuries, instead saying such commonplace things as “How was your weekend?” Palahniuk concluded that the reason people reacted this way was because if they asked him what had happened, a degree of personal interaction would be necessary, and his workmates simply didn’t care enough to connect with him on a personal level. It was his fascination with this societal ‘blocking’ which became the foundation for the novel.

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mothernaturenetwork:

How to make a dog birthday cake
Celebrate a special occasion in your dog’s life with a worthy treat: A homemade cake! Here are 2 recipes that are easy to make, healthy for your dog, and will add scrumptious joy to the festivities.

guiltyplaisir:

dialupmodem:

whosfuckingbad:

maltese-vulcan:

french-verbz:

Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations

Because everyone deserves to know how to do a mean moonwalk.

guYS THIS IS IMPORTANT

its not important

It’s important

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alisonnbries:

sometimes i remember barney and robin weren’t end game and i just-

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tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes is it.

so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website


OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes is it.

so is the male body

it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website

OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

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dink-182:

punkset:

willow-shaman:

goddess-of-moss:

psychedelicatessenn:

smoke-thc-drop-lsd:

kind of what its like to be on acid

holy shit

mmmm moving earth

The reason why things look like this on LSD is because you are processing light and information a 100x faster than “normal”.

Fuck yes

Fuck this is exactly what it was like at tribe but way more colourful

dink-182:

punkset:

willow-shaman:

goddess-of-moss:

psychedelicatessenn:

smoke-thc-drop-lsd:

kind of what its like to be on acid

holy shit

mmmm moving earth

The reason why things look like this on LSD is because you are processing light and information a 100x faster than “normal”.

Fuck yes

Fuck this is exactly what it was like at tribe but way more colourful

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ofbonesandblood:

tchy:

pumpkinskull:

inspiringpieces:

The Wallet Ninja

It seems like the only thing you can’t do with this little helper.. is paying!

BUT aside from this it offers so much more functionality than a credit card. It has the same size as a credit card, so you can easily put it inside your wallet. There’s six Hex wrenches, a can opener, fruit peeler, bottle opener, ruler (standard & metric), letter opener, box opener, phone stand, and eyeglasses, Philips and flathead screwdrivers. It’s made from 4x heat treated steel, and comes with a lifetime guarantee to never rust, bend, dull, or fold up like Circuit City.

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how the hell does the can opener part work i dont trust it

It looks like it has a teeny blade on it! I think I’ve seen that shape on pocket knives before and I always kinda wondered what it was for…

My birthday is in eighteen days, someone should get me this.

I thought you said eighteen
years and I had a brief existential crisis